So now you're an ornithologist. So tell me, Professor. How long does it take a pigeon to accelerate from 0 to 30 mph?
I am going to go out on a limb with the pigeon acceleration time and say less than a second.
It's just science: My reasoning is as follows: 1. The Tesla motor co. is named after Nikolai Tesla. 2. Tesla loved pigeons. In fact, he is quoted as saying he loved pigeons "the way a man loves a woman". 3. It follows that Musk would not have made his fastest car much faster than a pigeon - that would not honour the memory of the namesake of his company. 4. So a pigeon acceleration time is at least equal to the fastest Tesla car, the Model S Plaid, which has a 0-60 mph acceleration of just under 2 seconds. 5. Assuming the acceleration is constant (it is actually quicker from the start), this would put 0-30 in just under a second. QED.