Trump supporters and conspiracy theory - Part 2

[Rick Plant]

Trump aides admit they're 'babysitting a violent toddler' to keep him from creating more mayhem
https://www.rawstory.com/trump-angry/

[Rick Plant]

Trump was 'pleased' watching riots even though he knew 'people could have been killed': NYT's Haberman
https://www.rawstory.com/trump-riot-2649903948/

Trump supporters plotting horrific violence against Democrats ahead of Biden's inauguration: Capitol police
https://www.rawstory.com/trump-supporters-2649904304/

[Joe Elliott]

https://images.app.goo.gl/sG8WXUEsCiVW4oyXA

Somewhere in his life, this man was led astray. Twice.


What Mel Brooks line did Officer Goodman tell the man?

Here. Walk this way.

[Joe Elliott]

I think that the best way to deal with these people is with ridicule.

Maybe the best way is for David Letterman to update his standard Top 10 Lists:


Rednecks:

If you have more than one rusting away pickup trucks on your front lawn then you may be a redneck.
If you have ever married a cousin then you may be a redneck.

Fascists:

If you have ever stormed the Capitol then you may be a fascist.
If you have ever helped fired up a crowd that went on to storm the Capitol then you may be a fascist.
If you have ever stormed the Capitol while wearing an Auschwitz/Work-Will-Make-You-Free shirt then you may be a fascist.


I think Rudy Giuliani may be one of those rare individuals who can qualify for both categories. Or, maybe not that rare.

[John Iacoletti]

And they've built a "great, big beautiful wall" around the Capitol.  Presumably because it is effective in keeping people out.  LOL  You can't make that up.  I guess it only works against American citizens, though.

[Joe Elliott]

A black person can be shot for holding a cell phone.

But for white person, they have to be part of a mob, the mob has to storm the capitol while screaming for blood, start to break down the door of the House Chamber with Representatives still in it, starting firing bullets through the glass into the chamber, and finally have a person start entering the chamber, before the police will fire a shot.

I mean the things a white person has to do to get shot by the police is incredible. You have to really empty the bucket.

[Joe Elliott]

https://images.app.goo.gl/sG8WXUEsCiVW4oyXA


Instead of bringing zip ties they should have brought maps of the interior of the Capitol.


What to give next Christmas for the Fascist on your gift list?

A portable combination Advanced GPS/Bluetooth device, with the voice of Donald Trump saying:

No. No. Go the other way.


Trump should have given them more detailed instructions. March down Pennsylvania, to the Capitol, and then what?

Trump’s biggest regret is that he didn’t march with them, otherwise they may have avoided this mistake. Although, maybe not. How often has he gone to the Senate Chamber?