Conspiracy of the Three Stooges

[Colin Crow]

So is that what this is all about?  Bonnie Ray Williams was a possible accomplice?

No Bill. It's what BRW thought he might be implicated in given he was in the SN about 5 minutes or so before the shots. Also his chicken remnants and pop bottle had been subsequently referred to as the "assassin's lunch". The fact that all three said in various statements that he came up with them on the elevator to the 5th floor.

[Bill Chapman]

As far as I can tell you are still the loner Howard.

Have you come up with a reverse-gorilla experiment to support your shared false memory theory yet?

KISS indeed.

Revisit post #201 if you will, and note that I used 'Sherlock' in place of 'Stupid'

[Colin Crow]

Revisit post #201 if you will, and note that I used 'Sherlock' in place of 'Stupid'

Bill, visit post#230. I acknowledge you have more class.

[Bill Chapman]

No Bill. It's what BRW thought he might be implicated in given he was in the SN about 5 minutes or so before the shots. Also his chicken remnants and pop bottle had been subsequently referred to as the "assassin's lunch". The fact that all three said in various statements that he came up with them on the elevator to the 5th floor.

BRW testified that he arrived on the 6th at noon to eat his lunch, and was there '10, 12, 15' minutes I recall. Seems that gives him time to go downstairs then go up to the 5th with the others. And enough time for Oswald to show up in the SW corner, spotted playing soldier boy.

[Colin Crow]

Need to back track a bit. Jarman was interviewed by the FBI on the 24th.....the day Oswald was killed.




This statement is consistent with his DPD statement the previous day. The additional information largely centres on his presence on the fifth floor, who he was with at the time of the shots and his recollection of what happened immediately after. They talked about the location of the shots. In particular his recall of the positioning of himself and co-workers at the window is precise and accurate compared to the imprecise and inaccurate nature of Bonnie Ray.

[Colin Crow]

The next interviews were conducted by the Secret Service and occurred in the first week of December. They are included in WC Document 87.



In this interview less than two weeks after the assassination Williams recalls the elevator race as they broke for lunch and Oswald calling for the lift. On the 6th floor he sat at windows "in the centre of the building". A Dr Pepper bottle and chicken bones were left together on the floor. He didn't see or hear anyone and only ate his lunch for a few minutes. The lunch was "finished", not partially eaten, and he left immediately for the 5th floor before 12.15pm. (Note 12.15 is mentioned specifically!). Heard only two shots coming from 6th floor but did not hear shells and bolt action. They went to west side windows and discussed what they should do as the shots had come from the 6th floor.
A policeman was seen near the stairway but Williams did not know if he was going up or down (note no mention of arrival by the elevator now). After five minutes they took the stairs down.

This interview  essentially provided a similar story he told the FBI the day after the assassination except for some minor variance and added details. He now described the lunch consisting of a chicken bone sandwich and a Dr Pepper. He has been given the free pass by Day on the 25th November after Williams initial FBI interview. Day may have (inadvertently) provided a description of the final position of the chicken and bottle as found around 2pm on November 22 during that discussion.
Significantly he is sure he left before 12.15pm. No doubt there has been much talk between the TSBD workers of the events of November 22 and Oswald in the days since it occurred. Apparently he abandoned the idea of moving the lunchbreak earlier by 20 minutes. By this time the others members of the floor laying crew have been interviewed and they generally agreed the elevator race occurred at about 11.50am. 

[Colin Crow]

Jarman was interviewed by the SS in the first week of December. His statement also formed part of WC document 87.




Again Jarman said he saw Oswald take the elevator up sometime after 11.30am. The floor laying crew came down just before noon. After eating his lunch he went with Williams and Jarman to fifth floor.  He heard three shots but did not hear shells and bolt. They ran to the to the windows on the west side of the fifth floor after the shots. They discussed what they should do as they knew shots came from above and decided it was too dangerous to go to 6th floor. They waited 5 minutes before taking the stairs the  down. He did not see the policeman (Baker) but remembered a woman on the fourth floor looking out the window.