The All-Important Curtain Rods

[John Corbett]

Could you please try to stay out the conversation when two grown ups are having a conversation.

David Von Pein is one. Who's the other?

[Bill Brown]

BEFORE the assassination....

"I'll make a special trip to Irving on Thursday after work to retrieve the curtain rods for my room."

AFTER the assassination....

"Work is suspended for the day.  I think I'll head to my room and then off to the movies.  Screw the curtain rods, can't find them right now.  Not missing the beginning of "War Is Hell" is more important."

[Martin Weidmann]

BEFORE the assassination....

"I'll make a special trip to Irving on Thursday after work to retrieve the curtain rods for my room."

AFTER the assassination....

"Work is suspended for the day.  I think I'll head to my room and then off to the movies.  Screw the curtain rods, can't find them right now.  Not missing the beginning of "War Is Hell" is more important."

And the conclusion of this is that he killed the President and a police officer? Are you a comedian now?

[Bill Brown]

And the conclusion of this is that he killed the President and a police officer? Are you a comedian now?

You should go outside.  Talk to girls.  Feel the grass on your bare feet.  Smell the flowers.

[John Corbett]

This is what a post by a pathetic fanatic looks like.

Don't be so hard on yourself.

On second thought, go ahead.