How soon?

[Tom Graves]

How soon will Trump-supporting tinfoil-hat JFKA conspiracy theorists start saying the videos of the woman being killed in Minneapolis by the ICE agent were altered?

[Lance Payette]

It occurred to me that some of my fellow enthusiasts may, like me until a few years ago, still be making their own cheesy tinfoil hats. Let's face it, they never really look "right." Once I discovered that these can be had for a mere $8.50 - well, now you'll seldom see me without one. I have encouraged the company to produce MAGA and KGB (*Today's FSB/SVR) versions but have not yet heard back. You're welcome.

[Tom Graves]

[...]

Dear FPR,

They've been altered, right?

-- Tom

BTW, have you seen my new Substack article?

It starts out like this and 48 people have read it so far!

"My stuff" on the KGB for Mr. Fancy Pants

Thomas Graves

Jan 08, 2026

At a JFK assassination forum, all-around genius and pro-Trump former lawyer, Lance P., posted to me:

"My best estimate is that your KGB stuff never had even a kernel of truth."

(paraphrased)

. . . . . . .

My reply:

Dear Fancy Pants Rants,

I doubt that you could accurately explain what my “KGB stuff’ is from my point of view, so here it is so you can study it and maybe even learn something. Wouldn’t that be a hoot?

[...]

[Lance Payette]

Dear FPR,

They've been altered, right?

-- Tom

The hats? No, they are one-size fits all.

Even while wearing mine and holding my Pet Rock* to help me focus my thoughts, I'm having a hard time picturing what the "conspiracy" angle would be. It sounds like a garden-variety tragedy in which the ICE folks will have a great deal of explaining to do. Are you suggesting the MAGA folks are going to alter the photos to have her holding a bazooka, or is your original post just your mindless knee-jerk response to almost everything in the news? (*Today's FSB/SVR)

Yes, I have already ordered a tiny tinfoil hat for my Pet Rock. I'm way ahead of you there.

[Tom Graves]

Dear FPR,

They've been altered, right?

-- Tom

BTW, have you seen my new Substack article?

It starts out like this and 48 people have read it so far!

"My stuff" on the KGB for Mr. Fancy Pants

Thomas Graves

Jan 08, 2026

At a JFK assassination forum, all-around genius and pro-Trump former lawyer, Lance P., posted to me:

"My best estimate is that your KGB stuff never had even a kernel of truth."

(paraphrased)

. . . . . . .

My reply:

Dear Fancy Pants Rants,

I doubt that you could accurately explain what my “KGB stuff’ is from my point of view, so here it is so you can study it and maybe even learn something. Wouldn’t that be a hoot?

[...]

 

Edited and bumped for FPR.

[Lance Payette]

Thanks to TG, I have a new axiom to add to my personal arsenal and the forthcoming The Sayings of Chairman Lance, to wit: "The only way to effectively deal with lunacy is with utter lunacy." Do not use this nugget without proper attribution. (*Today's FSB/SVR)

[Tom Graves]

Thanks to TG, I have a new axiom to add to my personal arsenal and the forthcoming The Sayings of Chairman Lance, to wit: "The only way to effectively deal with lunacy is with utter lunacy." Do not use this nugget without proper attribution. (*Today's FSB/SVR)

Thanks Mr. Fancy Pants.

On with your rants!

[Lance Payette]

Edited and bumped for FPR.

By God, you have to admire someone who bumps his own post 27 seconds after having posted the first one! This had never even occurred to me. I may become a veritable Bump Master, driving people mad by repeatedly bumping everything I post. I'll be sort of the QAnon Shaman of the JFK Assassination Forum, wreaking insurrection on every thread!

What was the question again?

Oh, yes: Uh-huh, you are quite correct that I could not even begin to summarize what I loosely characterize as your "KGB stuff." I know only that it has something to do with the KGB (*Today's FSB/SVR), the Traitorous Orange Turd, someone named Bruce Solie and someone else named Bagley (or were they the same guy?), and nefarious FSB/SVR agents being in control of Walmart and probably my cerebellum. Is that about it?