
Contrary to what Fancy Prancer Rants and Stormtrooper Storing think [sic], the women in this Darnell frame are not, from left to right, "Uhh ... I'm not sure," Gloria Calvert [sic], and ditzy Karen Westbrook, but self-described American Indian Stella Mae Jacob, strawberry-blond Gloria Jeanne Holt, and blue-headscarf-wearing Sharon Simmons.
Unfortunately, they mistakenly told the FBI (or one of them did and the FBI agent created a boiler-plate template for the other two to sign) that they were standing on the
south side of Elm Street during the motorcade.
Factoid: They were standing on the
north side of Elm Street, as can be seen in the Zapruder film where they're standing "next to" the Stemmons Freeway sign.
D'oh!