Funny Little Moments from 11/22

[Michael Walton]

Funny Little Moments from 11/22

So the accused assassin professes to be a Marxist, yet wears his USMC ring, even when he supposedly is pulling the trigger, during his arrest, while he's in jail, and when he's murdered. Conflict much? Hmm, mmm.

So he leaves the book building to go home, then is later in the theater where he has his gun. He makes a buck an hour supporting a wife and two kids, but hey, go to the movies after the murder of the president. Yet, supposedly he took a roundabout walk to appear - with perfect timing - to gun down a cop. All with no motivation to do so. Hmm, mmm.

So he's supposed to be a crazy kid, a loose end, a lost-his-marbles kind of guy. Yet, he knows exactly WHY he's arrested and blurts it out (that he went to Russia and he's being set up). Hmm, mmm.

So this guy is making a buck an hour taping boxes up, moving books around, packing his lunch with cheese sandwiches and fruit. He's got a wife and two kids to support. But, oh yeah, out of that buck an hour job, he can also afford a rooming house. Hmm, mmm.

So, this guy, like plenty of others, is former military but decides to "defect." We really don't know why he defects. He goes to the hottest enemy of the U.S., to defect, messes around a little bit, then suddenly decides to come back. No questions asked and he brings a hot young wife with him to boot. But it's all written up because he supposedly is a Marxist. Hmm, mmm.

So he hands out Marxist literature, all the while film cameras are running, and later appears on local TV spouting Marxist idealogues. Just watching the footage, you can almost tell he has a script in his brain as he reads off what he's supposed to say. All of this only 3 months before he'll be accused of killing the president. Hmm, mmm.

My goodness, they really did find the perfect setup man to pull this off.

[Royell Storing]

  Yeah, and somehow he smuggles a rifle into the TSBD. And then somehow moves that rifle up onto the 6th Floor. He then fires 3 shots and kills a POTUS. He manages to pull All of this off, and then somehow gets surprised inside the 2nd Floor Lunchroom with his pants down? Seriously?

[Michael Walton]

We don't know if he really did that or not. Sorry to burst that bubble for you.