Hey, how do our MAGA friends here like Tuesdays elections? Pretty good, huh? Get used to it. You are going to be hit by a blizzard in November 2026.
And today, the Subway sandwich guy was acquitted by a jury. In no small part because the ICE officer lied and said the sandwich exploded on his chest while a photograph of the sandwich on the floor showed it still warped up.
I, of course, am no believer in the "Single Sandwich" theory. I think there were multiple sandwich throw, in a cross fire of smelliness and the sandwich which struck his chest was a hollow point sandwich designed to really stink up the victim.
And could Subway make the thrower their new spokesman? He would be a lot better than the previous guy.