Oswald's sack in the Sniper's nest.

[Bill Chapman]

Why are you so infatuated with that story? You bring it up on a regular basis.

Are you jealous?

Holy smoke!

[Richard Smith]

Sure, just let gravity do it’s thing. Just hope you don’t trip and all the bits fall out. 

Then gravity is his enemy. There was twine on the blanket as a backup. Do you think he used that?

Even if we agreed that it would have been better for Oswald to have sealed both ends of the bag (and I don't agree) so what?  The fact that he may not have performed every task associated with the assassination with optimal efficiency does nothing whatsoever to negate the actual evidence that links him to the bag and crime.  It's pretty weak sauce.  Assassinating the president is fraught with enormous risk.  I doubt Oswald ranked the risk of his bag coming open in the presence of Goober Pyle (Buell Frazier) or tripping very high that day in comparison.   And if it happened, he would spin some Ozzie tale. 

[Bill Chapman]

Goober Pyle (Buell Frazier)

'Goober', haha. Seems every day was Buell's day off.*

*Inspiration: The movie Ferris Bueller's Day Off

[Walt Cakebread]

Why are you so infatuated with that story? You bring it up on a regular basis.

Are you jealous?

I think Chappie is  reminiscing and engaging in eroticism about when his mommy used to bathe him when he was 13....

[Bill Chapman]

I think Chappie is  reminiscing and engaging in eroticism about when his mommy used to bathe him when he was 13....

Not on my bucket list.

And I've asked you before to please keep your sexual fantasies to yourself. What happens on the far shores of the lunatic fringe should stay on the far shores of the lunatic fringe.

[Walt Cakebread]

Not on my bucket list.

And I've asked you before to please keep your sexual fantasies to yourself. What happens on the far shores of the lunatic fringe should stay on the far shores of the lunatic fringe.

Everybody knows who makes up stories and has the fantasies about Lee being bathed by his mother.....

[Bill Chapman]

The WC was not commissioned to examine claims from Laughing Factories, Funny Farms, Looney Bins,

You're angry because they ignored you when hey visited the funny farm where you were living....

Who, me? Nah, I was at a Looney Bin searching for Stephen King's time-disrupter closet