On the Trail of Delusion, Episode 39, with Bill Brown on location in Oak Cliff

[Bill Brown]

Or present a fake "Ripley's believe it or not" affidavit and if that doesn't work, just say the witness was wrong and you know better.

Oh wait,,, there's another option. Just simply refuse to answer a question and run away in silence.

A fake Ripley's affidavit?  How so?

[Martin Weidmann]

A fake Ripley's affidavit?  How so?

Oops, I forgot that playing dumb is also an option. Thanks for reminding me.

[Bill Brown]

Oops, I forgot that playing dumb is also an option. Thanks for reminding me.

If you don't want to explain how the affidavit is fake, that's fine.