At last, I've cracked the code! I understand the attraction of the JFKA, at least for me and probably for you! It's all so
completely nutty that it's an antidote to the increasingly grim and depressing world in which we live. There is absolutely no reality to it! It's a welcome escape, like a perpetual Star Trek convention (in fact, eerily similar to a perpetual Star Trek convention). I thus no longer have any qualms or apologies, to myself or anyone else. Yes, I am
escaping from reality! I'm donning my Klingon regalia, figuratively speaking, and hiding out in the alternate universe of the JFKA!
I had this epiphany while scrolling through threads at the Ed Forum. The most active include (1) Greg Doudna, who is sort of a scholarly Royell Storing and who, like Royell, is almost pathetically desperate to be taken seriously. He has at two long threads to the effect that Larry Crafard killed Tippit - and someone like Tom Gram, whom I had previously thought was fairly sane, agrees with him! (2) Someone named Anthony Venturella, who has the most hugely complex Lifton, Horne,
et al. theory about two morgues and body alteration and whatnot and whose work is being hailed as the biggest advance in JFKA conspiracy theorizing since 1945. (3) The ultimate hoot, J. Keven Hofeling, Esq., a smalltime retired Utah attorney who ostensibly retired to "transition" to "IT, Cybersecurity, and AI consulting," who cannot say
anything in less than 10,000 words with 14 charts and graphs, and who is on an absolute crusade to demonstrate the Z film was altered.
Fantasy Land, I tell ya! The problem with the Ed Forum is that the other 15 most active threads are all Trump-oriented, and I for one refuse to be sucked back into reality.
I do like Keven's self-important disclaimer at the end of every post, which would have had me laughing out loud even when I was a lawyer. The following language shall henceforth be implied in each of my posts. You must, of course, mentally substitute for the phrase "Law Offices of J. Keven Hofeliing, LLC" the phrase "Law Offices of Lance Payette, if said law offices in fact exist." (According to the Utah State Bar, Brother Hofeling has, like
moi, resigned from the bar. Someone - me? - should perhaps inform Brother Hofeling that a "resigned" attorney - unlike a "retired" attorney - is "not an attorney" and that holding yourself out as such can get you into trouble with the Bar.)
