Abraham "Crocodile-Tears" Zapruder... on a walkie-talkie!

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Re: Abraham "Crocodile-Tears" Zapruder... on a walkie-talkie!
« Reply #40 on: October 10, 2025, 05:16:39 PM »
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Wow. I didn't think JFK assassination "photo analysis" could reach levels of embarrassment and absurdity beyond the likes of Ralph Cinque and John Butler, but Jake Maxwell has won the prize!

   I humbly accept this award in Jake's absence.

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Re: Abraham "Crocodile-Tears" Zapruder... on a walkie-talkie!
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Re: Abraham "Crocodile-Tears" Zapruder... on a walkie-talkie!
« Reply #41 on: October 10, 2025, 11:32:41 PM »

I accept all awards... though I do prefer money! ;)
I think this is a better gif... Zapruder on a call...



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Re: Abraham "Crocodile-Tears" Zapruder... on a walkie-talkie!
« Reply #42 on: October 11, 2025, 12:16:44 AM »
This one's a little brighter...



« Last Edit: October 11, 2025, 12:25:28 AM by Jake Maxwell »

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Re: Abraham "Crocodile-Tears" Zapruder... on a walkie-talkie!
« Reply #43 on: October 11, 2025, 12:44:50 AM »
I accept all awards... though I do prefer money! ;)
I think this is a better gif... Zapruder on a call...




   Take a look at the height difference of Zapruder vs Sitzman while standing on the Zapruder Perch. Then, look above at that alleged Zapruder vs Sitzman inside the shelter. This ain't difficult.
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Re: Abraham "Crocodile-Tears" Zapruder... on a walkie-talkie!
« Reply #44 on: October 11, 2025, 02:34:39 AM »
   Take a look at the height difference of Zapruder vs Sitzman while standing on the Zapruder Perch. Then, look above at that alleged Zapruder vs Sitzman inside the shelter. This ain't difficult.

It's just a matter of perspective...


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Re: Abraham "Crocodile-Tears" Zapruder... on a walkie-talkie!
« Reply #45 on: October 11, 2025, 02:47:33 AM »

  Just look at the TOP of their heads. Both figures are almost standing on top of each other. Stop complicating the obvious.

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Re: Abraham "Crocodile-Tears" Zapruder... on a walkie-talkie!
« Reply #46 on: October 11, 2025, 04:15:51 PM »
  Just look at the TOP of their heads. Both figures are almost standing on top of each other. Stop complicating the obvious.

I think you have Sitzman confused with what is more likely Beatrice Hester...
Also, I think you're missing some basic camera perspective here...

BUT more importantly, you are missing the more obvious...
Zapruder is on a walkie talkie...
THAT is most important...








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Re: Abraham "Crocodile-Tears" Zapruder... on a walkie-talkie!
« Reply #47 on: October 11, 2025, 08:49:13 PM »

Anybody who might be wondering why the JFK assassination research community exists in such a sad state need look no farther than Jake Maxwell's "analysis" in this thread. It boggles my mind that any intelligent person would believe Abraham Zapruder, an elderly dress manufacturer who had such balance issues that his assistant had to hold him steady while he filmed, was part of the assassination conspiracy team and was using a walkie-talkie in Dealey Plaza. Give me a break.

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« Reply #47 on: October 11, 2025, 08:49:13 PM »