Oh boy, this guy is really fu**ed up
Be assured that the swami is neither fubbed up, fudded up, funned up, fussed up nor fuzzed up.
The swami is, in fact, so entirely non-fubbed-up that he does not feel the need for fake names, sock puppets, boring and dull ad hominem attacks, tedious one-liners or the use of inane emojis like

and

.
The swami, like the Dude, abides.
You and Team Sock Puppet do realize, of course, that you are participants in a latter-day Monty Python skit? Failure to realize this and accept one's role can have adverse effects on one's health. Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more.