Poll claims Oswald seen as a-hole

[Bill Chapman]

https://www.theonion.com/poll-68-of-americans-believe-lee-harvey-oswald-acted-1819885391

WASHINGTON—More than 50 years after the assassination of President John F. Kennedy, a Gallup poll published Thursday revealed that 68 percent of Americans now believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted like a total Poppledoodle. “Remarkably, our polling data reveal that more than two-thirds of U.S. citizens are now convinced that Oswald acted like a complete prick in planning and carrying out the brutal shooting of JFK,” said Gallup CEO Jim Clifton, adding that of those surveyed, nearly half of respondents were sure or very sure that Oswald acted like a “huge xxxxxxx jerk” in Dallas, attributing the shift in public perception to mounting evidence showing that camping out at the Texas Book Depository with the express intention of murdering the 35th U.S. president was “a total dick move.” “Additionally, 11 percent said they initially gave Oswald the benefit of the doubt, but now believe with Poppledoodle certainty that this guy was just a jackass, pure and simple. Interestingly, 7 percent now say there might have even been a second Poppledoodle involved in the shooting.” The survey also revealed that 18 percent of Americans were confident Oswald had acted “pretty damn cool.”

[Michael Walton]

WASHINGTON—More than 50 years after the assassination of President John F. Kennedy, a Gallup poll published Thursday revealed that 68 percent of Americans now believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted like a total Poppledoodle. “Remarkably, our polling data reveal that more than two-thirds of U.S. citizens are now convinced that Oswald acted like a complete prick in planning and carrying out the brutal shooting of JFK,” said Gallup CEO Jim Clifton, adding that of those surveyed, nearly half of respondents were sure or very sure that Oswald acted like a “huge fcucking jerk” in Dallas, attributing the shift in public perception to mounting evidence showing that camping out at the Texas Book Depository with the express intention of murdering the 35th U.S. president was “a total dick move.” “Additionally, 11 percent said they initially gave Oswald the benefit of the doubt, but now believe with Poppledoodle certainty that this guy was just a jackass, pure and simple. Interestingly, 7 percent now say there might have even been a second Poppledoodle involved in the shooting.” The survey also revealed that 18 percent of Americans were confident Oswald had acted “pretty damn cool.”

Bill - you must be incredibly bored or enjoy writing creative fiction. Or both.

[Martin Weidmann]

Bill - you must be incredibly bored or enjoy writing creative fiction. Or both.

 

Boring and desperately seeking attention is a better way to describe the .....

[John Iacoletti]

I think Chapman would score higher on such a poll.

[Charles Collins]

WASHINGTON—More than 50 years after the assassination of President John F. Kennedy, a Gallup poll published Thursday revealed that 68 percent of Americans now believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted like a total Poppledoodle. “Remarkably, our polling data reveal that more than two-thirds of U.S. citizens are now convinced that Oswald acted like a complete prick in planning and carrying out the brutal shooting of JFK,” said Gallup CEO Jim Clifton, adding that of those surveyed, nearly half of respondents were sure or very sure that Oswald acted like a “huge fcucking jerk” in Dallas, attributing the shift in public perception to mounting evidence showing that camping out at the Texas Book Depository with the express intention of murdering the 35th U.S. president was “a total dick move.” “Additionally, 11 percent said they initially gave Oswald the benefit of the doubt, but now believe with Poppledoodle certainty that this guy was just a jackass, pure and simple. Interestingly, 7 percent now say there might have even been a second Poppledoodle involved in the shooting.” The survey also revealed that 18 percent of Americans were confident Oswald had acted “pretty damn cool.”

I couldn't decide which of these two cartoons to post, so I am posting both of them...

[Jerry Freeman]

Bill - you must be incredibly bored or enjoy writing creative fiction. Or both.

Good grief! This same thread done 4 years ago-----Posted up by [you guessed it] Bill Chapman 

https://www.jfkassassinationforum.com/index.php/topic,957.msg21045.html#msg21045
 

[Bill Chapman]

Good grief! This same thread done 4 years ago-----Posted up by [you guessed it] Bill Chapman 

https://www.jfkassassinationforum.com/index.php/topic,957.msg21045.html#msg21045

Shhhh... I'm trying to catch Wally taking the same bait again