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                                                                **  GETAWAY" CAR UPDATE   **

    I have just discovered 2 seconds of film footage showing what I believe was an intended "getaway" car parked directly across from the TSBD.

Oh, goody

This car measures 17.5 Feet Long, and stands close to 5 Feet Tall. It is a massive automobile. This New footage of the car, is the closest images of the car that I have seen. The closeness of these new images includes the license plate, though the letters/numbers remain obscure. That said, I am hoping that the State and Year of the' license plate being issued can be discerned. A possible out of state plate would be an immediate Red Flag,

Of course it would. What reason would somebody from out of state have to visit downtown Dallas?

though the license plates of Texas and Illinois (Chicago connection), during this time period were extremely similar. There is also the possibility of a stolen license plate being attached to this car.

The plot thickens.

    I can tell you that this new footage clearly shows NO TICKET being tucked under the windshield wipers of this car. Had the car been parked alongside the Island before Dealey Plaza was blocked off from thru traffic, it most likely would have been ticketed for being parked inside a clearly posted, "NO PARKING At Any Time" Zone. This car Not being ticketed is further evidence of it being parked alongside the Island AFTER shots were fired at the JFK. This remains a very active investigation.

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I think you've nailed it, Columbo. Fame and fortune awaits you.

   I ask you to look "outside of the box", and instead you give me the hackneyed, "you didn't get the memo". You make my point for me.

After using the hackneyed expression "outside of the box", you complain about me responding in kind. That's funny.

Royell, does it ever occur to you that (1) you constantly accuse folks who have been deeply involved in the JFKA for decades of not having done their research and not being up to speed while (2) you yourself continue to propose completely absurd theories and to see things that absolutely no one else sees? Is there not a bit of a disconnect here? You always have this mysterious cadre of "high-level researchers" in the background who supposedly share your views, and you always promise far more than you and "they" ever deliver. Like more than one active participant on this forum, you are starting to sound - yes, let's say it out loud - completely insane. I would like to think that you and your fellow sanity-challenged participants were just playing a game, having fun with JFKA nonsense as I try to do, but I fear that for you and them the nonsense is serious stuff and what you actually believe. The Young Earthers and Flat Earthers make a far better case for their lunacy than you have ever made for ANYTHING. If you're serious, it's frightening. What's even more frightening is that you're far from alone.

    Try and confine your "observations" to 29:30. People want to swear by the JFK Assassination "Images", until they don't. As Detective Joe Friday used to say when questioning an eyewitness, "Just the FACTS, just the FACTS". What do you See on your frame-by-frame examination of 29:30? 

I have one question for everyone who is fretting about whether LHO was acting on behalf of the Cubans, Soviets, CIA, Mafia, etc. How did any of these entities know in advance that Oswald would end up working in a building overlooking a motorcade route that had not even been planned when he was hired. If you can't answer that simple question, I have no idea why any of you would want to go down any of those rabbit holes.

At a cost of more than $12, I have now completed a Level 1 survey of the Lamb Chop Factoid and am satisfied that a Level 2 survey will not be necessary. Inquiries concerning a possible JFKA-affiliated blood-stained Lamb Chop puppet were made to the National Archives; the Sixth Floor Museum; the salt caves outside Lenexa, KS; the Doll Museum in Rochester, NY; the Portland (OR) Puppet Museum; and, of course, the Center for Puppetry Arts in Atlanta.

Only one formal response was received. Longtime NARA archivist Gwendolyn Forsyth was kind enough to respond by email to the effect of “WTF???”, which your intrepid factoid-buster (moi) understood to be a negative response to the inquiry. My agent in Dallas, Harrison Jesus Wadsworth, got only as far as “Hey, has anyone heard of Lamb Ch…” before he was escorted from the premises of the Sixth Floor Museum by a uniformed security guard.

An extensive survey was conducted of items and auction catalogs from the estates of both Shari Lewis (i.e., Phyllis Naomi Tarcher) and Soupy Sales (i.e., Milton Supman). The administrator of the estate of Mr. Sales, one Soupy Jesus Horowitz, directed us to YouTube clips of Mr. Sales' droll and diverting “White Fang” (see below), but in none of these hundreds of clips does anything resembling Lamb Chop appear.

I also asked my longtime colleague, Jake Jesus Maxwell, to undertake a forensic analysis of all extant images, including electron microscope scans and, of course, the use of the famed VP-8 Image Analyzer that has contributed so meaningfully to analysis of the Shroud of Turin. Mr. Maxwell identified in Mrs. Kennedy’s arms a bouquet of the perennial herbaceous flowering plant in the family Asteraceae commonly referred to as “mums” and a sprig of another Asteraceae family member commonly referred to as “asters.” (Mr. Maxwell finds it highly suspicious, as do I, that two members of the Asteraceae family “just happened” to be in the limousine at the same time, but this is a factoid for another day.)

Alas, Mr. Maxwell was unable to find Lamb Chop in whole or part in any of the extant images. He did provisionally identify a tiny gunman in the sprig of asters, but he concedes this could be a beetle (Latin Scarabaeidae, comprising some 35,000 species). In any event, this too is a factoid for another day.

Thus concludes the Level 1 survey, and the Lamb Chop Factoid is hereby classified as busted unless and until such time, if any, as compelling new information comes to light, in which case a Level 2 survey will be undertaken.