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Title: My Corona
Post by: Bill Chapman on March 27, 2020, 02:29:19 AM
'Rise Up'   Brigitte Wickens

'My Corona'  Chris Mann parodies My Sharona/The Knack

'How COVID-19 Kills'

Wash Your Hands

Stay'in Inside  parody Stay'n Alive/BeeGees

'How to Clean Your Groceries'  Dr. Jeffrey VanWingen. MD

'Hello'  Chris Mann-Adele parody

Me, Myself, and I
And COVID-19
'Can't touch this'
We just can't seem to stay away from each other these days

The Magic Loogie
My Corona
The Nobody Who Shot The Somebody Had Help
Title: Re: My Corona
Post by: Jerry Freeman on April 04, 2020, 04:07:18 AM
Due to the current financial situation caused by the Corona Virus and slowdown in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs for younger folks and reducing unemployment.

This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the Government to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination).

Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).

A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the Government deems appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the Government.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The Government has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens.

Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your TD, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.

The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)

PS - Due to Corona Virus, recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, The Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.
Title: Re: My Corona
Post by: Jerry Freeman on April 04, 2020, 04:15:53 AM
A few cases should last ya'--------------------------------------------
Title: Re: My Corona
Post by: Jerry Freeman on April 04, 2020, 06:12:43 PM
Ava Louise has claimed that her john-licking stunt was for clout, and had previously appeared on “Dr. Phil” twice in 2019. In this most recent interview, Dr. Phil asked, “If you infect one person that loses their life, is it worth it for you to have this attention?”
“Yeah,” she answered.



TikTok star licking plane toilet seat for 'coronavirus challenge' is slammed on Twitter

This wanna-be influencer has a real potty mouth.

Ava Louise, the desperate-for-fame 22-year-old who went viral for licking an airplane toilet seat in a “coronavirus challenge” TikTok video, has officially flushed her reputation even further into the septic tank.
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The aspiring singer and self-described “skinny legend” shared some crappy words with television therapist Dr. Phil in an interview that aired Thursday, according to Insider. Specifically, she was so ruffled by Dr. Phil’s criticism of her bizarre viral upload, which is no longer available on TikTok, that she said — in the midst of the ongoing coronavirus pandemic — she’s tempted to cough on him.

“I’ll pull up and I’ll cough on you,” she said, to which he replied by calling her “spoiled and entitled.”

That wasn’t the only stinker of a line she failed to hold back.

“I was, like, really annoyed that corona was getting more publicity than me,” she said in the interview.

“I just don’t think that this is as concerning as possibly as it could be, because I don’t have coronavirus. I don’t have any symptoms. No one I know has symptoms,” she continued, adding that because she went on spring break and still feels healthy, coronavirus can’t cause anything serious.
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On a global level, the coronavirus has infected some 470,000 people. About 114,000 have recovered, while roughly 22,000 have died. Among the ill, another boneheaded TikTok prankster named Larz — who also posted a video of him licking a toilet bowl for the same sewage-level challenge — said this week he was hospitalized for the coronavirus. (It isn’t clear whether his dirty tongue led to the infection.)