Lee Oswald The Cop Killer

[Bill Chapman]

Good catch, buying yourself immunity makes perfect sense. Wondering how much lifetime immunity will run you?

You've just insulted the admin, fool

[Bill Chapman]

I'm sure the LNers love having this guy on their side.

Probably.

Iacoletti arrives at The Gates of Hell
'I did not see THIS coming' he moans
Satan appears, with Oswald in tow

Iacoletti: LEE? What are YOU doing here?
Oswald: I killed Kennedy and Tippit.
Iacoletti: No you didn't! YOU'RE LYING!
Satan: 
Oswald:  [SMIRK]

[Richard Smith]

Iacoletti arrives at The Gates of Hell
'I did not see THIS coming' he moans
Satan appears, with Oswald in tow

Iacoletti: LEE? What are YOU doing here?
Oswald: I killed Kennedy and Tippit.
Iacoletti: No you didn't! YOU'RE LYING!
Satan: 
Oswald:  [SMIRK]

LOL.  Here's another.

Scene:  Dishonest John in Hell.  John Wilkes Booth appears.

DJ:  You assassinated Lincoln.
Booth:  Prove it.
DJ:  It was your pistol.
Booth:  Booth's pistol?  LOL.
DJ:  Lots of people saw you shoot Lincoln.
Booth:  You made that up.  They heard a loud bang and looked in my direction to see me pointing an object "made of wood" at Lincoln's head.  It was only their "opinion" that I shot him.
DJ:  You fled the scene.
Booth:  Wrong again.  I was just an actor at my place of employment and thought the play was over.  I suppose an actor jumping onto stage is evidence they just assassinated the president?  That highlights the weakness of your "circumstantial" case.
DJ:  But your own handwritten diary confirms that you did it.
Booth:  Don't you know that handwriting analysis is not scientific?  Just ask Hidell.

[Bill Chapman]

LOL.  Here's another.

Scene:  Dishonest John in Hell.  John Wilkes Booth appears.

DJ:  You assassinated Lincoln.
Booth:  Prove it.
DJ:  It was your pistol.
Booth:  Booth's pistol?  LOL.
DJ:  Lots of people saw you shoot Lincoln.
Booth:  You made that up.  They heard a loud bang and looked in my direction to see me pointing an object "made of wood" at Lincoln's head.  It was only their "opinion" that I shot him.
DJ:  You fled the scene.
Booth:  Wrong again.  I was just an actor at my place of employment and thought the play was over.  I suppose an actor jumping onto stage is evidence they just assassinated the president?  That highlights the weakness of your "circumstantial" case.
DJ:  But your own handwritten diary confirms that you did it.
Booth:  Don't you know that handwriting analysis is not scientific?  Just ask Hidell.

From the 'hits just keep on comin' department:

Oswald Had Help
A) Alec Hidell (rhymes with Fidel) was in charge of rifle procurement
B) O.H. Lee was in charge of safe-house procurement
C) Dirty Harvey was in charge of making LHO a somebody.

 

[Martin Weidmann]

When you nutters return to reality, please let us know….

[John Iacoletti]

LOL.  Here's another.

Scene:  Dishonest John in Hell.  John Wilkes Booth appears.

DJ:  You assassinated Lincoln.
Booth:  Prove it.
DJ:  It was your pistol.
Booth:  Booth's pistol?  LOL.
DJ:  Lots of people saw you shoot Lincoln.
Booth:  You made that up.  They heard a loud bang and looked in my direction to see me pointing an object "made of wood" at Lincoln's head.  It was only their "opinion" that I shot him.
DJ:  You fled the scene.
Booth:  Wrong again.  I was just an actor at my place of employment and thought the play was over.  I suppose an actor jumping onto stage is evidence they just assassinated the president?  That highlights the weakness of your "circumstantial" case.
DJ:  But your own handwritten diary confirms that you did it.
Booth:  Don't you know that handwriting analysis is not scientific?  Just ask Hidell.

“Richard” makes up a position on the Lincoln assassination that I have never expressed, and yet I’m the dishonest one. The same “Richard” who makes up evidence and has never provided a single valid example of me being dishonest about anything.

People who can argue the evidence do. People who cannot just make lame jokes and hope nobody notices.

[Duncan MacRae]

You've just insulted the admin, fool

He can't reply, he's on Holiday for 28 days. 

[John Mytton]

Bill Brown continues to think that if he reports the results of unfair lineups often enough, they will become valid evidence.

Iacoletti, enough is enough, this bizarre reliance of writing off a half dozen positive identifications with what you personally believe was unfair is wearing incredibly thin.
The evidence is Oswald was just another random guy in a lineup with 3 others and eyewitnesses picked Oswald, get used to it.

JohnM