Back when Ronnie was president during his 2nd (lol) term, a sticker was very popular that said “Ronald Reagan Memorial Urinal”, first seen at (surprise!) Ronald Reagan Memorial Airport (nee’ National) on many of the urinals.
Notable about these stickers was that their adhesive was like that of your stickers on license plates, very difficult to remove, like illegal presidents.
If all airports were named after that creature, thinking would be the best way to travel+