JFK Assassination Plus General Discussion & Debate > JFK Assassination Plus General Discussion And Debate
A plethora of "misstatements" by Fancy Pants' hero, Barry Royden
Tom Graves:
--- Quote from: Lance Payette on January 18, 2026, 08:24:34 PM ---
Your Honor, may the record reflect that the learned counsel for Mr. Bagley just used the term "straight skinny" in the same sentence with names like Jefferson Morley and Jim DiEugenio? If Your Honor will permit, may the court reporter be permitted to use emojis - to wit: :D :D :D - in the official transcript? Thank you, Your Honor.
My client confesses to being somewhat confused by learned counsel's inclusion of John L. Hart as a purveyor of the straight skinny since one might have thought learned counsel would regard him as a purveyor of non-straight non-skinny, or whatever the correct term may be. But whatever, Your Honor, we have no objection. May the record reflect that the name Cleveland Cram - whoever he was - strikes my client as a bit of a hoot as well? Thank you, Your Honor.
Yes, Your Honor, my client is fully aware of Leonard "Bones" McCoy. Beam us up, Scotty, there's no intelligent life here, etc., etc. Learned counsel's inclusion of Bones in the straight-skinny list is, we will concede, a nice touch of persiflage.
BTW, Your Honor, in law school I actually had a classmate named Roger Gonad. He covered his bases by pronouncing it go-NAHD, but I always thought that must be a hell of a burden to carry through life. Yes, Your Honor, I believe that's all we have on this.
Bada boom, bada bing. A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer in your pants. No, really, I could go on like this all day ...
--- End quote ---
Dear FPR,
In failing to find an error -- any error -- in what I've written in this thread and/or my reasoning, your desperate attempt to charmingly change the subject by pretending to not recognize the import of the scare quotes around the phrase the straight skinny and tell yuk-yuk jokes, instead, betrays your fake persona or should I say personas.
What's really sad, though, is your refusing to countenance anything that might challenge the sacrosanct-but-fake "patriotic brand" of your hero, The Traitorous Orange Bird (rhymes with "Xxxx").
-- Tom
Tom Graves:
--- Quote from: Lance Payette on January 18, 2026, 10:50:10 PM ---I choose to spend mine amusing myself by being silly, exposing the occasional factoid, playing golf, being the male version of the crazy cat lady, and not obsessing over things I can't control and that really have pretty much nothing to do with my life.
--- End quote ---
Dear FPR,
I can totally understand your not giving a flying you-know-what if your beloved Traitorous Orange Bird (rhymes with "Xxxx") is owned by a fascistic revanchist multi-billionaire thug with a "Master Plan" skill set, as long as he (The Traitorous Orange Bird -- rhymes with "Xxxx") follows through on implementing Project 2025 and deporting all people of Godless color from your lily-white EDIT: future Disneyland.
Your disinterest in things KGB explains why you're so ignorant about (or actually love?) what it's been doing to us and our NATO allies since 1959, might be causing you to miss out on different perspectives on your favorite hoot -- the JFKA -- and definitely explains why you carelessly post anti-Golitsyn / pro-Nosenko screeds by the likes of "useful idiot" Barry Royden.
In a nutshell (pardon the pun), because it scares you to death to countenance the possibility that Putin, plus his St. Petersburg professional trolls and his KGB/GRU hackers and Julian Assange and Paul Manafort and Konstantin Kilimnik and Oleg Deripaska and Fox News, et al. ad nauseum (and, most importantly, oodles and gobs of highly intelligent but ignorant-as-all-get-out zombified-by-fifty-plus-years-of-KGB-"active measures" goombahs like you) installed you-know-who in 2017 and 2025.
Hint: The Traitorous Orange Bird (rhymes with "Xxxx").
And you thought you were being so clever.
-- Tom
Tom Graves:
--- Quote from: Tom Graves on January 18, 2026, 11:20:53 PM ---Dear FPR,
I can totally understand your not giving a flying you-know-what if your beloved Traitorous Orange Bird (rhymes with "Xxxx") is owned by a fascistic revanchist multi-billionaire thug with a "Master Plan" skill set, as long as he (The Traitorous Orange Bird -- rhymes with "Xxxx") follows through on implementing Project 2025 and deporting all people of Godless color from your lily-white EDIT: future Disneyland.
Your disinterest in things KGB explains why you're so ignorant about (or actually love?) what it's been doing to us and our NATO allies since 1959, might be causing you to miss out on different perspectives on your favorite hoot -- the JFKA -- and definitely explains why you carelessly post anti-Golitsyn / pro-Nosenko screeds by the likes of "useful idiot" Barry Royden.
In a nutshell (pardon the pun), because it scares you to death to countenance the possibility that Putin, plus his St. Petersburg professional trolls and his KGB/GRU hackers and Julian Assange and Paul Manafort and Konstantin Kilimnik and Oleg Deripaska and Fox News, et al. ad nauseum (and, most importantly, oodles and gobs of highly intelligent but ignorant-as-all-get-out zombified-by-fifty-plus-years-of-KGB-"active measures" goombahs like you) installed you-know-who in 2017 and 2025.
Hint: The Traitorous Orange Bird (rhymes with "Xxxx").
And you thought you were being so clever.
-- Tom
--- End quote ---
Dear FPR,
I was still editing it while you were vigorously trying to think of something clever to say.
So here it is, "again."
-- Tom
PS I should have said, "the future lily-white Disneyland of your dreams."
My bad.
Navigation
[0] Message Index
[*] Previous page
Go to full version