Royell Storing Has Solved The JFK Assassination !!!

[Tom Graves]

NEWS FLASH!!!

COMRADE ROYELL STORING HAS SOLVED THE JFK ASSASSINATION !!!

It involves shooting from the bushes, HUGE GATES, two bad guys (who just happened to resemble Shelley and Lovelady) walking/running away down Elm Street Extension 25 seconds after THE KILL SHOT, a "policeman" with just one glove, and a MYSTO "ABANDONED" GETAWAY CAR that CAN be seen in Couch-Darnell but CAN'T be seen 20 seconds earlier in Wiegman because IT HASN'T ARRIVED THERE YET (either that, or it's out of Wiegman's view behind about ten motorcade-watchers who are standing on the "island" and in the street near it).

I can only hope that Comrade Storing's hero, The Traitorous Orange Bird (rhymes with "Xxxx"), will share his Nobel Prize winnings with him for his out-of-this-world accomplishment!!!

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, COMRADE STORING!

VLADIMIR PUTIN AND THE 90,000 SQUARE FOOT BALLROOM ARE DEPENDING ON YOU!

HIP-HIP HOORAY FOR COMRADE ROYELL STORING!!!

[Tom Graves]

WAY TO GO, COMRADE STORING!!!