A Car, A Garden, And A Coupla Guys

[Royell Storing]

Dear Comrade Storing,

What I'd like to know is how your evil, evil "in-the-bushes" sniper and spotter managed to miss EVERYTHING, as indicated by the fact that only the right side of JFK's brain was blown out.

Oh yeah, and why no one reported seeing them running to your MYSTO, SOON-TO-BE "ABANDONED" PONTIAC BONNEVILLE GETAWAY CAR with the rifle immediately after the final shot (did they dump it in "the bushes"?), how they managed to get the car started so quickly (was the engine already running?), how they managed to NOT hit any of the spectators while they were hauling you-know-what down Elm Street Extension and parking your MYSTO "ABANDONED" POCTIAC BONNEVILLE GETAWAY CAR so nice-and-neat (albeit illegally in a "no parking" zone), and why-oh-why did the one who was wearing a shirt and had a bald spot just like Billy Lovelady's started running towards the railway yard / parking lot a few seconds after he and his evil-evil buddy had abandoned your MYSTO "ABANDONED" PONTIAC BONNEVILLE GETAWAY CAR?

Was he trying to attract attention to himself?

Gasp . . . was he hailing a taxicab?

-- Tom

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[Tom Graves]

Blah, Blah, Blah. My Challenge Stands. "Prove Me Wrong!"

Dear Comrade Storing.

Don't you have any of these "details" figured out, yet?

1) How your evil, evil "in-the-bushes" sniper and spotter managed to miss EVERYTHING, as indicated by the fact that only the right side of JFK's brain was blown out?

2) How it is that no one reported seeing them running with the rifle to your MYSTO, SOON-TO-BE "ABANDONED" PONTIAC BONNEVILLE GETAWAY CAR immediately after the final shot (did they dump it in "the bushes"?)

3) How they managed to get the car started so quickly (was the engine already running?)

4) How they avoided hitting any of the spectators as they were hauling you-know-what down Elm Street Extension and parking your MYSTO "ABANDONED" POCTIAC BONNEVILLE GETAWAY CAR so nice-and-neat (albeit illegally in a "no parking" zone)

5) Why-oh-why one of them

6) Why in the world did the bad guy who was wearing a shirt just like Billy Lovelady's and had a bald spot just like Billy Lovelady's start RUNNING towards the railway yard / parking lot a few seconds after he and his evil-evil buddy had abandoned your MYSTO "ABANDONED" PONTIAC BONNEVILLE GETAWAY CAR all nice-and-neat like not far from the tip of the "island"?

Was he trying to attract attention to himself?

Gasp . . . was he hailing a taxicab?

-- Tom