A Walkie-Talkie and a spotter's scope...

[Tom Graves]

In the old Dick Van Dyke show, Morey Amsterdam explained that Jewish comedians all recycle the same jokes to such an extent that one merely has to say "Number 47" at a gathering of Jewish comedians and the entire room erupts in laughter.

We need something like this for Tom's tiresome posts. It would save him a lot of time as well.

#1 - My standard evil, evil, evil shtick.
#2 - My Traitorous Orange Bird shtick.
#3 - My Tennent Bagley, Bruce Solie, KGB mole shtick.
#4 - My "Does Putin pay you?" shtick.

There may be others, but you get the idea. You're welcome.

I'm working on a "My Belarusian wife and I love Russia and Trump except for the little Ukraine dustup thingy" joke.

[Steve Barber]

This guy is the most suspicious character in the Plaza...
Looks like he's talking on a walkie-talkie in his left hand, and running with a spotter's scope in his right...
[Found in "The Lost Bullet"]

 His girlfriend is none other than Toni Foster, the woman at the top of the Zapruder film frames walking toward Elm Street across the infield grass, who clearly saw the fatal shot.
He and Ms. Foster were filmed standing together in the Hughes film, embracing, among a crowd of people.  He had a camera with him, according to her.
And don't ask me to give the source because I can't remember it, all I know is, it was in the early 2000's and it was an interview with her that someone did.
You might find it online if you type her name in.

[Jake Maxwell]

His girlfriend is none other than Toni Foster, the woman at the top of the Zapruder film frames walking toward Elm Street across the infield grass, who clearly saw the fatal shot.
He and Ms. Foster were filmed standing together in the Hughes film, embracing, among a crowd of people.  He had a camera with him, according to her.
And don't ask me to give the source because I can't remember it, all I know is, it was in the early 2000's and it was an interview with her that someone did.
You might find it online if you type her name in.

On another forum, Robin Unger provided this quote by Toni Foster, who was married to "stickman":

"Just like everyone else, we knew President Kennedy was coming so we were trying to hurry and get downtown to see him. We were listening to the radio to follow what areas he was in; so we were hurrying. When we did arrive and parked my husband said, “Let’s go over to Main Street to get a picture of them as they come around. Then he wanted to go down near the underpass. We were anxious to get there. My husband knew he had “x” amount of time to get over to take a picture as the car turned from Main onto Houston. I believe it was Main Street. Where we stood to take the picture was a wall.You had to go around the wall to get to the lawn where I was to see him when he came down Elm Street. We took the picture, then we ran around the wall. I was going down toward the street and I just wanted to be at a certain place where I could see him clearly. Why I ended up where I ended up is just that’s the direction I was going. There weren’t that many people on the left of me, more to the right of me. All the people across the street, you could see that whole knoll area, not quite to the depository area. Before I got there, there were a lot of people behind me. But I wasn’t....."

AND, I came across a quote by Toni Foster that I actually posted from some source about 7 years ago, where she says the limo stopped, and she says it four times!...

"I know the Governor and Mrs. Connally were there but I wasn't even thinking of them. I don't mean that in an inconsiderate way but it's just what I saw. They were protecting themselves too. For some reason the car stopped. It did stop for seconds. I don't ever know why it stopped and all of a sudden it sped up and they went under the underpass.
I could never figure out why the car stopped. [Mrs. Kennedy] started crawling out the back of the car crying and screaming (whatever it was she was screaming, I can't remember...)."


I'm guessing that most of us know why the car stopped...

(FYI... Robin Unger has the full Debra Conway interview of Toni Foster in his photo gallery)

[Tom Graves]

On another forum, Robin Unger provided this quote by Toni Foster, who was married to "stickman":

"Just like everyone else, we knew President Kennedy was coming so we were trying to hurry and get downtown to see him. We were listening to the radio to follow what areas he was in; so we were hurrying. When we did arrive and parked my husband said, “Let’s go over to Main Street to get a picture of them as they come around. Then he wanted to go down near the underpass. We were anxious to get there. My husband knew he had “x” amount of time to get over to take a picture as the car turned from Main onto Houston. I believe it was Main Street. Where we stood to take the picture was a wall.You had to go around the wall to get to the lawn where I was to see him when he came down Elm Street. We took the picture, then we ran around the wall. I was going down toward the street and I just wanted to be at a certain place where I could see him clearly. Why I ended up where I ended up is just that’s the direction I was going. There weren’t that many people on the left of me, more to the right of me. All the people across the street, you could see that whole knoll area, not quite to the depository area. Before I got there, there were a lot of people behind me. But I wasn’t....."

AND, I came across a quote by Toni Foster that I actually posted from some source about 7 years ago, where she says the limo stopped, and she says it four times!...

"I know the Governor and Mrs. Connally were there but I wasn't even thinking of them. I don't mean that in an inconsiderate way but it's just what I saw. They were protecting themselves too. For some reason the car stopped. It did stop for seconds. I don't ever know why it stopped and all of a sudden it sped up and they went under the underpass.
I could never figure out why the car stopped. [Mrs. Kennedy] started crawling out the back of the car crying and screaming (whatever it was she was screaming, I can't remember...)."


I'm guessing that most of us know why the car stopped...

(FYI... Robin Unger has the full Debra Conway interview of Toni Foster in his photo gallery)

Dear Jake "Eagle Eye" Maxwell,

Do you have weak eyesight? (We know you don't, because you've "seen" so many fascinating and heretofore hidden from the rest of us "Oswald Was Innocent!!!" details in the photos and films that were taken on 11/22/63!!!)

Why, then, do you insist on posting everything in BOLD, UPPERCASE LETTERS?

Are you a raving fanatic or something?

-- Tom