He must have been one of twenty or-so evil, evil, evil bad guys in Dealey Plaza for "The Big Event," and he was running around on the grass after he shot JFK (or served as the "spotter" for the evil, evil bad guy or really, really bad gal that did), hoping to be caught on film toting his evil, evil, evil, evil "Military Industrial Intelligence-Community Complex" device(s)!!!
It's fantastic that you've finally broken the case, Jake "Eagle-Eye" Maxwell!!!
In the old Dick Van Dyke show, Morey Amsterdam explained that Jewish comedians all recycle the same jokes to such an extent that one merely has to say "Number 47" at a gathering of Jewish comedians and the entire room erupts in laughter.
We need something like this for Tom's tiresome posts. It would save him a lot of time as well.
#1 - My standard evil, evil, evil shtick.
#2 - My Traitorous Orange Bird shtick.
#3 - My Tennent Bagley, Bruce Solie, KGB mole shtick.
#4 - My "Does Putin pay you?" shtick.
There may be others, but you get the idea. You're welcome.