The internet persona "Lance Payette" and the internet persona "The Caped Factoid Buster" are, of course, distinct internet personae, much like Bruce Wayne and The Caped Crusader. Not unlike The Caped Crusader, The Caped Factoid Buster is pledged to exposing Absurd Conspiracy Factoids wherever they raise their silly heads, especially if The Caped One has previously done considerable work on said Absurd Conspiracy Factoid and can expose it with minimal work on his part. Moreover, The Caped One finds it exceedingly merry and mirthful to expose the Comically Credulous Dolts who uncritically accept Absurd Conspiracy Factoids as though they were fundamentalist gospel. It's a hoot, I tell ya! And the fact that the CCD have no clue what a hoot it is makes it even more of a hoot!
OK, back into the Factoidmobile (gotta find a better name) and on to the Cave until my services are once again required. If an Absurd Conspiracy Factoid rears its head, Police Commissioner Gordon knows how to summon me, or him, or whatever.
As ever, I remain,
The Caped Factoid Buster
