A Tale of Two Shirts

[Bill Chapman]

There, fixed it for you, Jerry.

No charge.

You two should hook up

[Ray Mitcham]

You two should hook up

You, too, should shut up.

[Bill Chapman]

You, too, should shut up.

I didn't tell anybody to shut up: So what's with the 'You, too', professor?

[Ray Mitcham]

I didn't tell anybody to shut up: So what's with the 'You, too', professor?

You are obviously too dense to see the pun.

[Bill Chapman]

You are obviously too dense to see the pun.

You shouldn't try writing puns, you're just not good at it.
Now, tell us why you're on this thread. And why I should shut up.

[John Iacoletti]

You shouldn't try writing puns, you're just not good at it.

Says the guy who thinks he's good at spoofs.

[Bill Chapman]

Says the guy who thinks he's good at spoofs.

Says the grumpy Oswald-worshipper who keeps responding to my spoofs with nothing but hissing, complaining, and the gnashing of teeth.