The Nobody Who Shot the Somebody Had Help

[Martin Weidmann]

Send me the name of yours

One of my family members is one, and I had him look at your posts.... 

He wants nothing to do with you. So, look for one yourself, but it's good that you accept you need one!

[Bill Chapman]

One of my family members is one, and I had him look at your posts.... 

He wants nothing to do with you. So, look for one yourself, but it's good that you accept you need one!

Your family members can read?

[Martin Weidmann]

Your family members can read?

Yes, they are not the same as yours.... sorry

[Bill Chapman]

Yes, they are not the same as yours.... sorry

Don't be sorry. My family members can read minds. They read yours and gave you a 'nothing-to-see-here' rating. And recommend that you stop trying to be clever, since you are just not good at it.

[Martin Weidmann]

Don't be sorry. My family members can read minds. They read yours and gave you a 'nothing-to-see-here' rating. And recommend that you stop trying to be clever, since you are just not good at it.

Coming from you, that's hilarious.

And I don't need to try ......

My family members can read minds.

Let me guess.... they tell you that people think you are a nice guy and you don't notice that they are lying, right?

[Bill Chapman]

Coming from you, that's hilarious.

And I don't need to try ......

My family members can read minds.

Let me guess.... they tell you that people think you are a nice guy and you don't notice that they are lying, right?

Keep up your tradition of guessing at what you think other people mean hereabouts
And you're still not clever.

[Bill Chapman]

this is me trucking in 'proof-of-concept' -- LOL

Your redneck truck is in the ditch.

Harry would have blown your head clean off had he seen the trash you're hauling.

Do you feel lucky punk? Well do you?

My redneck-ride is in my front yard sitting on top of my other 3 trucks, surrounded by rusting bath tubs, stacks 'n stacks of old TVs, and a forest of pink plastic flamingos.

Well, shut my mouth and call me mute, Jeff: I must be a redneck.

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BONUS: A TEACHING MOMENT
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Sheeeeeeeit, bro: I'm a cool, fresh breeze flowing through years of wash-rinse-repeat complete & utter madness.