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Reports just in from the middle east an afghan rebel fighter who concealed himself in in a hole in a mountain for 18 years living on insects and bugs was found wandering around a northern village today When interviewed by CBS he said " Did the Mujahedin win and Has Mike Williams answered the SBT question yet?"
In other news today Hugh Hefner announced his engagement to Miss B.Haive of Newport R.I. Hugh said " I found love " for the 8734th time this year
when asked for his views on the middle east position Hugh replied he had never tried it but " I hear its very good for the ladies"
Sports news O.J.Simpson signs new 4 year contract with L.A.Lakers this time on DEFENCE!..............well he has heard them all
late bulletin in an hour
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Some things we know we know,the rest we have to find out for ourselves
One of the first things we found out was that the Warren Commission never pursued a conspiracy investigation.
Louis Stokes
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room
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