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A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to N.Y.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just
wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a
few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of
fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you
pay me $5.00, and vise versa." Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me
$5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the
blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she
plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the
distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches
into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
Okay says the lawyer, your turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with
three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his
laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air
phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no
answer. Frustrated, he sends Emails to all his friends and co-workers, to no
avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde
says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is
more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and
goes back to sleep.
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"The TRUTH doesn't require anyone's belief." - Dale Myers
"The human mind craves a mystery more than it loves the truth." - Dan Rather
"Reason does not always appeal to unreasonable men." - John F. Kennedy
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